I’m thinking of starting a new category on my blog and welcome you all to join in. I’m not sure what to call it, but this crazy head of mine often has things just pop up…and I wonder if anyone else does this….or my kids will just pop up with a questions and have no idea why they are asking….
What does a rainbow look like to color blind people? (This was a topic of great discussion with my family this week.)
Why can’t certain people just sit quietly? Like…do they really just adore the sound of their own voice?
Jelly beans….what’s the purpose of making totally disgusting flavors? I mean, why would you spend money on something you couldn’t possibly eat without vomitting?
Why in the old days did they walk around with pots on their head instead of using their arms?
What was God thinking when He made certain animals? I mean, did He just say, “Let me see how ugly I can make this thing?”
And then there’s pet peeves….
Why can’t people just walk straight? I mean, it drives me nuts when I’m trying to walk in public place and I can’t go around the person in front of me, and they just walk all over the place and so you have to slow down and really watch what they are doing because they obviously don’t know how to walk in public….just saying….
There should be a class on how to put the toilet paper roll on….and then another class on how to put the toilet paper roll on properly. Everyone should know its over, not under…
Pencils…why do the maker of pencils make them to where you can’t sharpen them just a little bit? Instead, you have to waste half of the pencil just to get the lead to a point because it keeps falling out? Or the wood on one side just won’t go away?
Literally….this one cracks me up…I just look at them and want to say, “Literally? I do not think you know what that word means…literally!”
And last for today, but certainly not the least….do not put your butt where I plan to put my food! Sit in a chair, not on the table.
There now…I feel better…what about you?