It's not often I have a quotable quote from the Good-Looking One, but yesterday's conversation had me in stitches!

I invited him to come along to the movies with us. The following conversation took place:

Him, "Sorry, can't make the movie, going to *** beach today."

Me, "Are you going alone?"

Him, "No, gonna go with J…pray for us that she doesn't make us crash the boat."

Me, "Oh, man! I will pray!"

Him, "Pray hard. Do hail Mary's…whatever helps."

Him, "When I am with J, I pray to everyone associated with Him, to make sure He knows I survive by His grace!"

Later, I asked him if was dead. His reply?

"Almost. She almost tipped the canoe."