B-boo cracks me up! She has some serious issues when it comes to people not walking straight. It's hysterical to walk with her in a group of people because it drives her crazy to have people walking crooked in front of her. Sometimes, just to have fun, I'll purposely start walking at an angle, pushing her over a bit…and it drives her bonkers. She's a very organized teen (that's why she's been working with me all week!), even when it comes to something as simple as walking through a mall…or a store.
Take Costco, for instance. We were walking down the aisles today and I need to go left. So, I started to curve to the left; only she didn't like that. So we have the following conversation:
B-boo: "Mommmm, walk straight!"
Mom: "I am walking straight. I needed to turn left. I'm curving."
B-boo: "You're curve isn't straight! Your making a swurvy curve instead of a smooth curve."
I never knew there was such a thing as a swurvy curve. Ah…she makes me laugh…and that brings me joy.
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Too funny! My teen can come up with the funniest stuff, too. Must come with the territory. 🙂