Quotes of the Week

"Aunt Hope, pretty soon you're going to need a wheelchair."
My niece, 6 years, as I was putting her to bed

"Mom, can you unplug the car?"
B-boo, 14 years, apparently forgot that you turn off an engine, not unplug it.

"So mom, you're saying that 2/3 of us are dumb, 2/3 are untalented, and 2/3 are ugly."
The good-looking one, 21 years. (And no, that is NOT what I said!)

"I couldn't let him get it for me. He thought it was a beetle, like a ladybug. It was a cockroach. I couldn't do that to a 4 year old."

Friendly teen, 16 years old.

Conversation with a 4 year old

"Aunt Hope, you were five before?"

"Yes."

"When?"

"35 years ago."

"You're THAT old???"