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How about a day?

Where no appointments exist? No counselors! No doctors! No dentist! No caseworkers! No school!

Nothing, Nada, Zip!

Ah….

A morning where you can stay in bed and watch…oh, I don't know…"Mama Mia!" and laugh through it because that little woman is so much like your little Jewish friend. Really.

And you can type a blog about…oh, nothing really.

And feel sorry for your daughter because her lips are so sore from her new braces.

And you can not fret too much about the fact that your other daughter is now needing dental surgery to fix her teeth because she's ground them down so bad.

And you can even, perhaps, think about watching yet another movie…or not. But at least you can think about it!

And there's time to mend some pants.

And time for cuddles..with the kids…and the dog.

And maybe even time to do a little shopping for camp…if you feel like it.

But the best part?

There's time to relax, have a long shower, and perhaps make oneself smell really nice…and go on…oh, I don't know…a real DATE with one's spouse! Really.

A real dinner…with no interruptions. One where neither of you has to eat cold food because someone else is always needing something. One where you can eat anything you want…because there are no children with food allergies with you!

Adult conversation anyone?

I should pinch myself…cause it looks like I may have one of those days! Really.

Teens!

Teens. What is it about them that scares so many off? I happen to adore them. Yes, I know they can be loud, annoying, obnoxious, messy and they most definitely will eat all of the food out of your home…but they are also fun, eager to please…and well, they keep ya hoppin'!

My life with them includes anything from cleaning and decorating for parties at my house to babysitting on a whim to staying up half a night playing yahtzee or hearts with them (or watching Alias)!

Highlights of my summer with teens:

A party full of teens and reptiles.

Another party with amazing chili dogs and hamburgers.

A week at camp which included much laughter, walking, running, games, chair stealing, food…and yes, hearts!

Numerous texts and facebook messages while I was away on vacation. (Rule #1 for hanging with teens: you must be able to text!)

Ambushed by those same teens when I came home.

Teens that have moved in and won't go home…ever.

Teens that if, you just happen to get rid of them…they come back. Like a boomerang.

A newly painted bathroom upstairs!

Things that come with these teens:

Spontaneous,free babysitting; as in, I have to leave, you have to watch the little ones. It works.

Free trips to the grocery store…well, not free actually, they like to add things in. Beware of that one!

Coloring hair.

Kitchen workers; they'll do things like mop the floor, peel 20 lbs of potatoes and take out trash. Sometimes you'll get burned…literally, but they don't mean it.

They're honest. Brutally honest. As in…if they don't like your shoes, or your shades of purple don't match…they'll tell you. I ignore them, of course, but they'll insist on repeating themselves the next time you wear it.

They're kiss ups. They'll tell you whatever you want to hear in hopes of staying at your home or trying to talk you into taking them somewhere…like Walmart or 7-11, but as long as you are aware of this, the relationship works. For instance, "I'd love to take you, but I have to clean."

Mostly, they're fun. Really. They know I love 'em…and that they can call me at the drop of the hat and I'll give them a ride home from work or a place to stay when needed.

Teens….can't live with them, can't live without them. And I like it that way!

Whew!

It's been one of those weeks again; you know, one of those "Whew, I made it through!" weeks! A recap, if you will:

Monday was full of, well, to be honest…I don't remember! I really can't remember what I did on Monday, isn't that terrible?

Tuesday; ah, I remember Tuesday! It started off with me taking my niece for an eye exam. She has various struggles with school, so I wanted to make sure that her vision isn't part of the cause. Turns out she is far sighted and needs reading glasses. Hmmm….that could interfere with reading then, couldn't it? We had fun picking out some awesome "Bratz" frames; red and black with fireworks on the side. Any girl will love them! From there we took B-Boo to the dentist, then home for a quick bit, then back to the dentist and finally, we made it home by 6:30.

Wednesday I got back up, EARLY, for more eye exams for my nephew, and two of my own kids. Turns out my kids eyes are pretty decent, but my nephew was even more farsighted than my niece! So, we spent time picking out awesome eyeglasses for him, too! The rest of the day is a fog, but sleep didn't come quickly enough!

Thursday, I woke up early. I then decided to go back to bed and cuddle with my youngest for a bit since I didn't have any appointments until 9 am. At 8 am, I realized that it was Thursday and that I had 15 minutes to get ready in order to get the Talented One to make up bowling by 8:30. Needless to say, I was one of those moms who ended up driving him to bowling in my pajamas! But I didn't stop there! I then headed over to my in-laws to pick up my nephews, still in my pajamas! By the time I made a couple of phone calls and headed for the shower, the Talented One called me to tell me he was ready to be picked up. So, still in my pajamas, I headed back to the bowling alley and rushed home just in time to grab a quick shower before taking my nephew to school. I managed to drop him off at 12:20, rush to Walmart and make it home by one for a meeting with our Youth Pastor. He's great and didn't mind that I by this time I had 9 kids in my house! We managed to wrap it up just in time for me to go back and get my nephew and get the kids ready for an afternoon swim at the aquatic center down the street! We'd planned to just eat hot dogs while we were there, but the pool hours had been changed so we lost an hour. No problem, we'd head home and cook something fabulous, right? Not, because a friend of the Talented One called to ask for a ride home because his car broke down. We headed over in our swim suits and brought him home with us for grilled chicken and fried potatoes! Finally, at the end of the day, we attempted to watch Alias, but I fell asleep. Sorry, girls!

Friday was back up again, for yet another session across town by 9 am. After my niece was done, we headed to the allergist for the Drama Queen. Once we got her settled, we headed home to find that B-Boo and a friend had primed the upstairs bathroom and were ready for me to start painting. (Oh, did I mention that we were remodeling the upstairs bathroom?) The girls helped until it was time for them to shower while I finished up. I managed to finish just as 5:30 rolled around, giving me enough time for a quick shower before we headed off to another niece's birthday party after we dropped the Smart One off for karate!

And finally, today, Saturday, I thought I'd sleep in. Nope! Hubby headed off to the men's breakfast first thing while I got up and finished putting the bathroom back together before taking the Talented One to bowling. I met hubby at home and we proceeded to put the cabinet back into the bathroom so that we'd have another functioning bathroom! Whew! Just as we were done, we headed off to Karate since the Smart One was testing for 1st Degree Red Belt. He passed! A bite of sushi in celebration and we headed home for the rest of the day!

I managed to get my bible study done and type this blog and watch Alias, all before bed.

Whew!

Laughable Moment #16

While at the grocery store with B-boo, we decided against using a cart since we only needed a few items. First on the list was salsa, so I grabbed two jars and we headed off. We then grabbed some milk and popcycles. As we walked through the store, B-Boo commented that her hands were freezing. I remarked that mine weren't. Her reply?

"Of course yours aren't cold, you're carrying HOT salsa!"

Once I regained my composure, I reminded her that the JARS of salsa were not hot!

Diapers and Mice

A while back, I wrote a post about "Things We Were Never Told About Being a Mom." Yesterday, I drove 13 hours in order to get home. It's been about a month now since I'd seen hubby, between my travels and his, so there was a high motive to get home quickly! (Not to mention, 13 hours in a van with 5 kids can be exhausting!) We finally made it home only to be invaded by some certain teenagers who shall remain nameless. In addition, one of my bff's is here in town, so she was here when I got home, too!

Hubby, in all his lonely time, started taking the videos from the camcorder over the years and transferring them. It was good to watch some old videos while my friend, her daughter and our kids talked for a bit. B-boo wanted her dog since she hadn't seen her in two weeks, so we headed over to a friend's house to pick her up. Roxy-the-bird-dog spent the past two weeks out of the house because she was/is in heat and honestly, I don't want puppies right now. Yes, I do have my limits! (Hush up, Bruce!)

So anyway, of course, the nameless teens had to come with me. Then they had to write "thank you" notes and plaster them on the bedroom of another nameless teen who helped watch the bird dog. Then, we had to go to the pet store to get, well…some stuff.

And as we were walking into the petstore, with the dog and the crazy nameless teens, it dawned on me again…this was one of those moments. Honestly, in all my dreaming of being a mom, having a family, etc….I never dawned on me that one day, one night, I'd be walking into a pet store to purchase diapers for our dog and a mouse to feed our snake. (And for once, they didn't make me sign the paper that says I promise to love and protect that cute widdle mouse until I take her home and feed her to my snake…Seriously, I love animals; and the snake has to eat, too!) I never thought I'd be making said teens put the diaper on our dog in the van I also never dreamed I'd have. Really.

We finally made it home and I went upstairs to spend some quality time with my dear hubby. And promptly fell asleep. Poor man; I really do love him!